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Josh Hartnett Hospitalized…

osh Hartnett was hospitalized early this morning after suffering abdominal pain, according to E! News:

Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont when he began “suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the West End of London during the production of Rain Man,” says rep Susan Patricola. The actor was laid up for a few days last November.
Patricola says Hartnett walked into an ambulance under his own power about 1:45 a.m. He was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
“He is under observation but is resting comfortably,” she says.

Usually after I eat Taco Bell, I just pop some Tums. But if Josh Hartnett wants to ride in an ambulance, who am I to judge? Directly.

Orania leaders laud Malema’s fine mind, healthy attitude to women and race

ORANIA. The leaders of the whites-only enclave of Orania in the Northern Cape have lauded ANC Youth League president Julius Malema for his clear thinking on race and gender issues, saying that they and Malema have much in common, including a love of the South African soil, a passionate devotion to the well-being of their people, and an IQ of roughly 55.

Malema’s aides say he had not intended to visit Orania on the weekend, but had arrived there by accident after trying to instruct his GPS navigation system to take him to the Oranje Minimart in Hillbrow where he wanted to buy a packet of Nik Naks.

According to friend and bodyguard Stalin Romotswe, Malema began to suspect that he had made an error after about five hours, when he saw the skeleton of a camel protruding from a sand dune.

However Malema had refused to turn back, saying that ANC pioneers never admitted an error, even if it meant wasting huge amounts of time and money.

Malema’s arrival in Orania reportedly caused a sensation, as many residents had not previously known that black people were allowed to drive cars.

However once traditional gifts such as copper beads and animal pelts had been exchanged, residents said they found Malema to be a “deep thinker on important issues”.

“We see eye to eye on so many things,” said Orania spokesman Abraham Bittereinder.

“For example his views on gender are very refreshing, and suggest that government isn’t just rolling over to the insane demands of the barren and man-hating career women and their homosexual toadies.”

He also said that Malema’s views on race were virtually identical to those of Orania, with a strong emphasis on the importance of race in everyday life.

“Mr Malema also represents an increasingly insular African tribe,” he said. “Both our tribes see persecution everywhere, and we both base our nationalist claims on the Bible and a concept called ‘freedom’ which is never accurately defined so that we can manipulate it as we see fit.”

He added that he “probably shouldn’t have said that last bit”, but said that making “stupidly revealing comments” was another trait shared by both Malema and the Orania community.

Meanwhile Malema was reportedly impressed by the residents’ woodworking skills.

With a small economy and limited access to raw materials, Orania relies heavily on traditional woodworking, and along with wooden furniture and wooden transportation such as donkey-drawn wheelbarrows, many townsfolk sport wooden legs, wooden dentures and wooden heads.

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This Is One Big Ass Stingray

 

User complaints prompt Facebook changes

Facebook recently underwent a major website and user interface redesign (its second within a year) and changed the layout and feature access significantly. The changes were dramatic enough to cause users to rise up with fury and frustration and a strong desire to bring the “Old Facebook” back. Finally achieving a victory of sorts, Facebook has announced that some of was changed will be reverted.

First email virus turns 10

It appears we have been living with viruses all the time, but if we are looking back in history we find that certain types of viruses are actually not that old. For example, the email-aware virus is turning just 10 today. Melissa, the first virus of this kind, was estimated to have infected more than one million PCs and caused damage in excess of $80 million.

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Cordless Massagers Have Many Benefits

SA President apologizes for shoddy quality of Dalai Lama lies

SA President apologizes for shoddy quality of Dalai Lama lies

PRETORIA. South African President Kgalema Motlanthe has apologized for the shoddy quality of the lies surrounding the banning of the Dalai Lama, but has vowed to produce better lies in future. “All the really great liars were purged with Mbeki,” he explained. “The public needs to understand that it will take time to develop a new cadre of world-class liars.”

According to the South African government the exiled Tibetan leader was refused an entry visa to the country because his presence would draw attention away from the 2010 World Cup.

Addressing the media this morning, President Motlanthe conceded that as lies went, the latest had been one of the feeblest offerings “for some years”.

“Initially we were going to say that the Dalai Lama was being refused entry because he’s carrying the SARS virus,” explained Motlanthe.

“We faxed the prototype lie through to Beijing, to the Commissar for African Assimilation, or as I like to call him, ‘Boss’, but he called back in about twenty minutes to remind us that SARS doesn’t exist and that no-one has ever contracted any virus of any kind in China.”

Motlanthe said that the purging of Thabo Mbeki and his allies had decimated the ANC’s cadre of highly skilled liars.

“We’re only now realizing just how exceptional Mbeki’s liars were,” said Motlanthe. “They came up with some incredible lies: a better life for all; there’s no link between HIV and Aids; the elections in Zimbabwe were free and fair; South Africa is winning the war on crime; the arms deal was clean.

“When you lose people like that it takes time to fill the hole they leave behind.”

He said the ANC’s current cadre of liars were “raw, untested, and not yet comfortable within an intellectual milieu”.

Asked if that meant they were semi-retarded, Motlanthe said he did not wish to “bandy about unkind labels” but confirmed that many were more comfortable with exposing their buttocks and calling for the murder of political opponents than they were with sitting down and writing “long complicated sentences”.

Meanwhile the Congress of the People has denied that it is made up largely of Mbeki’s cadre of liars.

According to COPE spokesman Minime Mbeki, nobody in the new party has ever told a lie.

“Which is why we’re going to win 845 percent of the vote,” added Mbeki.

“And when we’re in power we’re going to end poverty by buying more submarines and we’re going to cure Aids with potatoes. We promise. Really. Seriously.”

Courtesy of  Hayibo

Lindsay Lohan’s latest film goes straight to TV

Lindsay Lohan’s career just took another hit. Her latest movie Labor Pains will not be seen in theaters and, instead, is going straight to cable. Us Magazine reports:

The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later.
t is the latest film dud for the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically-panned indie Chapter 27 and I Know Who Killed Me. She briefly appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty.

I almost feel bad for Lindsay. Until I remember she blamed all of us for her problems then I just started laughing. Not real hard, mind you. But sort of an evil, wicked chuckle where I tilt my head back and a bolt of lightning streaks across the sky because I’m sensitive that way.

Keyra Augustina’s Ass

HOT!!!!

Age: 22

Where you’ve seen her ass: Keyra Augustina’s ass has been a favorite web destination for a few years. Her ass has also been in Maxim and on the Howard Stern Show. And, a little known fact is that scientists have discovered that pi (Π), the string of never ending numbers representing the ratio of any circle’s circumference, actually does come to an end when you show it a picture of this ass.

Pointless quote that makes me very thankful for poor translators:“Perhaps many girls wanted to be in my perfect ass place but, the truth, I did not have plan for all this ass, was itself me of the hands. Many times I feel flattered, if someone likes pretty things why NOT tell of it? But it also cautions me, above all because I do not seek the fame or neither the money.”

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