Son Paints 60-Foot Phallus On Parent’s Roof

Rory McInnes, 18, inspired by a television program he watched about Google Earth, climbed onto his parent’s roof and painted a 60-foot phallus with a bucket of white paint. It took his parents over a year to discover the monster shlong, and now Rory “will have to scrub it off when he gets back from traveling”. Haha, scrub it off. But seriously, who the hell paints a giant member ON THEIR OWN HOUSE? Sorry, but I’m chalking this one up as a penis painting fail, Rory. Better luck next dong.

~ by TJ on March 25, 2009.